SLAP jazz Friday, Sept. 29th

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Slappy would like to renounce the following:

Calendars with monkeys wearing human clothes while enduring human activities.
Parmatown.
Really small tubes of toothpaste.
The words "extreme" "awesome" and "roadrash"
Historic re-enactments.
Permutations of insect subspecies.

Slappy would like to anounce the following:

Friday, Sept. 29th, SLAP (www.slapjazz.com) is playing at Fusion
(part of the Liquid/Fusion complex), W. 6th and Lakeside, starting at 5:00. Free.

Your pal in earnest love,

Slappy